Incidents of Reggindom (yep its ****** spelled backwards)

A friend told me that the funniest things happen to me and it got me thinking. I wrote down a list of some of funniest incidents I have found myself in throughout 2009. I narrowed it down to seven sense of a random order. In words of Mystikal Here I Go....

1. Spelling is crucial
This particular day I'm walking down Springfield's streets and I come across this building. It's big, nice and recently closed. For some odd reason, I'm instantly sad.Another potentially helpful business bites the dust. I wondered who were the people who owned this building. Were they nice? How many employee did they have? Then I noticed a big hot pink sign. I cross the street to get a better look at. I read and getting a better gauge as to what happen with this business. The sign read as follows: "This office is clothes."

2. That is a Name Fail.
I'm one of many of IUPUI's student lounges and waiting for class. I'm in one I rather not moods so I have head stuck behind a book and earphone on though they aren't attached to anything and figure I look anti-social enough. Alas, a young lady sits down right in front of me and starts hammering on the phone to some person named Boo. She realizes she forgot something and races for the door. Ten minutes later, I get up and notice that she left her Student ID at the table. I read the name and its La-a. That's LaDasha peeps and the dash isn't silent. SMH.

3. Teeth are a requirement
Once again, I'm at IUPUI and this time I'm sitting outside with a friend. A attractive guy approaches and smiles. Well it seems that he may have forgotten that he missing something important. His teeth. Yes TEETH not tooth. His mouth resembled something off of a Road Runner episode where he goes into a dark tunnel. He asked could he take me to dinner to which I reply I rather not. He persisted to the point where I got annoyed and told him that the thought of constantly looking at his uvula during dinner would make me want to puke. He called me a bitch and walked off. I was able to keep my dinner down later one that night.

4.Locs are NOT for everyone
I'm on the bus and on my way to IUPUI yet again. I look over to the window and notice this man with locs down almost to his butt. I start to ask how long has he been growing but then he takes off his hat. The middle of head is completely bald. I sit back in my seat. That is a epic fail.

5. You're going to flat iron what?
I'm doing one of favorite mindless past times, window shopping when I see this man selling products in from his cart. I earnestly avoid these people because you never know what you're going to get and you can't return anything. I come out of Torrid and there he was. He looked at me and asked if he could flat iron my hair. WTF??? I asked him to think about his question and run that by me again. If looked at the profile pic or you know me, you know that I rock locs (hey natural hair ladies!!). I took my hat, cocked my head to the side and waited for his reaction. He got the message.

6. The Hoveround Ho
This story finds in my hometown.I'm over my Aunt's house and I step outside and happen to see this lady fall out of her Hoveround. While I'm not a uberdogooder, I couldn't let that lady just lay on the sidewalk in the cold. The next day I'm riding with my uncle when I see the same lady riding up and down the sidewalk. I mention our encounter with my uncle and he chuckles. I asks if he know who she is and gives me the side eyes and says, "That's the Hoveround Ho." She apparently "falls" out of her chair as a ruse to get new customer. More importantly she doesn't discriminate. I was going to be her next john.

7. WHAT.......
I'm on the bus with my noise stuck in yet another book. I look up to make sure I didn't miss my stop and I see this man signing to another man sitting across from him. I sign really well so I watch their conversation. They are going in on the bus driver. Then I hear someone's phone going off. It's Lil Jon Snap Yo Fingers and its blaring loud as ever on the this very quiet. The owner of this loud phone is none other than the man who was signing. He obviously couldn't hear it.

Those stories are just a few of the many wonderful scenarios I found myself in. If 2010 is anything like this year that is passing, I'll need depends so that I don't have any accidents of myself. Hope you enjoy sharing in my silliness

Ladycakes